i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
- cashier: need any bags?
- me: no thanks i have plenty under my eyes