Jylereane

jocelyngarroways:

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".


sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

drunkpeeta:

healthy-from-the-inside-out:

drunkpeeta:

it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??

you mean like image
a hairdryer?

can we agree to never talk about this again

(Source: castielsteenwolf)


mechanicalimpulse:

I’ve had more fictional character crushes than I have real people crushes.

(Source: iwatobi-thug-club)


andrewiam:

finsburyparks:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

love it

The only way to actually get me out somewhere

andrewiam:

finsburyparks:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

love it

The only way to actually get me out somewhere

(Source: brattylifts)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.


armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn


dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do