Jylereane
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute)

toddkraine:

:/

(Source: detoxys)

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”


songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

image

Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.


youhavetobeshipping:

best response ever

(Source: explodingplant)

chloerayne:


scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

I have tried countless times to scroll past this freaking caption, i give in

chloerayne:

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

I have tried countless times to scroll past this freaking caption, i give in

(Source: kizatchi)